I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No stitches, just platelets and will power
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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