wrigley field is MILF paradise
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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