My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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