I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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