Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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