I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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