I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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