Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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