so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
