You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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