Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
