Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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