it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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