Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Congratulations! We have a period