Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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