i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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