Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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