dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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