Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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