I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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