Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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