he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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