I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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