I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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