dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wish i was in the wii world.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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