oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
