ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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