I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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