Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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