everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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