I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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