i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Randomize
