yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I can't put those talents on a resume
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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