he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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