Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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