Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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