yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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