Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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