did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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