He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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