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(313): View more from Michigan

I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.

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(714): View more from California

you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better

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(563): View more from Iowa

last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand

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(225): View more from Louisiana

We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl

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(480): View more from Arizona

In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth

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(937): View more from Ohio

Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?

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