so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I would ride that face into the sunset
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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