Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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