I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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