Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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