i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
