i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There r osticjed everywhere
OPIZZABONMYDICK
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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