Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you would pick up someone in the library
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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