What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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