Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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