im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
