My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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