i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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